Emily | 17 | Houston, TX | Hit up dat askTumblr (3.0; @emiryman)http://emiryman.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2zxbsBKfG1rub4peo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>This describes teenagers everywhere. You put up with so much throughout the day and as soon as that door closes you just break down.</p> </blockquote>http://emiryman.tumblr.com/post/51276449977http://emiryman.tumblr.com/post/51276449977Fri, 24 May 2013 22:42:58 -0500<blockquote> <p>there is no friendship in mario kart</p> </blockquote>http://emiryman.tumblr.com/post/51203675437http://emiryman.tumblr.com/post/51203675437Thu, 23 May 2013 23:16:26 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://harrysthefather.tumblr.com/post/48714108767/do-people-not-understand-that-i-can-be-sad-for-no">harrysthefather</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND THAT I CAN BE SAD FOR NO REASON </p> </blockquote>http://emiryman.tumblr.com/post/51200515176http://emiryman.tumblr.com/post/51200515176Thu, 23 May 2013 22:26:44 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9f99dbefee7396205637592724b7c728/tumblr_mn9r3ldqHI1r33r0fo1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://greymon.tumblr.com/post/51182531854/cataquacks-oh-my-god-inceredible">greymon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cataquacks.tumblr.com/post/51182399234/oh-my-god">cataquacks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>OH MY GOD….</p> </blockquote> <p>inceredible</p> </blockquote>http://emiryman.tumblr.com/post/51200332843http://emiryman.tumblr.com/post/51200332843Thu, 23 May 2013 22:24:05 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mew-squared.tumblr.com/post/51103211128">mew-squared</a>:</p> <blockquote> <ul><li>In 2009, a man married a video game character</li> <li>In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower</li> <li>In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll</li> <li>Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster</li> <li>And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin</li> </ul><p>please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldn’t be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marriage</p> </blockquote>http://emiryman.tumblr.com/post/51197808625http://emiryman.tumblr.com/post/51197808625Thu, 23 May 2013 21:49:01 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cad97a473e2d2ec518cce553f5d5275a/tumblr_mlsof2dF581qbtrzgo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/377648fcc30271a65a0c028d5f43bea9/tumblr_mlsof2dF581qbtrzgo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://funkycellist.tumblr.com/post/51109128409/lacigreen-peixespisces-bee2knee2" class="tumblr_blog">funkycellist</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lacigreen.tumblr.com/post/49485747474/peixespisces-bee2knee2-harlequinhatter-so">lacigreen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://peixespisces.tumblr.com/post/48855061604/bee2knee2-harlequinhatter-so-this-just">peixespisces</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bee2knee2.tumblr.com/post/48842199572/harlequinhatter-so-this-just-happened-on">bee2knee2</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://harlequinhatter.tumblr.com/post/48834744126/so-this-just-happened-on-facebook">harlequinhatter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>So this just happened on Facebook.</p> </blockquote> <p>aLL THE FUCKING AWARDS</p> </blockquote> <p>THANK</p> </blockquote> <p>rape apology SMACK DOWN</p> </blockquote> <p>i can’t believe i’m cheering for a facebook post.</p></blockquote>http://emiryman.tumblr.com/post/51187053342http://emiryman.tumblr.com/post/51187053342Thu, 23 May 2013 19:27:47 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8f9172725316237e0ec2aca8b0fd4017/tumblr_mm9dyeTwi41qdlh1io1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://emiryman.tumblr.com/post/51186791483http://emiryman.tumblr.com/post/51186791483Thu, 23 May 2013 19:24:09 -0500me: *sick*<br /> me: *goes on the computer*<br /> parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND DIEhttp://emiryman.tumblr.com/post/51186494407http://emiryman.tumblr.com/post/51186494407Thu, 23 May 2013 19:20:01 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mar0z3sZD21qglkupo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://emiryman.tumblr.com/post/51119976006http://emiryman.tumblr.com/post/51119976006Wed, 22 May 2013 21:39:05 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/deb05c8a4b6f360ae7f42447f313501b/tumblr_mn88n6DsEG1r0mce1o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://emiryman.tumblr.com/post/51119875234http://emiryman.tumblr.com/post/51119875234Wed, 22 May 2013 21:37:50 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://callmekitto.tumblr.com/post/51081019122/internetfeet-people-mistake-ovulation-and">callmekitto</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://internetfeet.tumblr.com/post/50936666118/people-mistake-ovulation-and-menstruation-to-be">internetfeet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t</p> <p>Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”</p> <p>And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”</p> </blockquote> <p>THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.</p> </blockquote>http://emiryman.tumblr.com/post/51119339083http://emiryman.tumblr.com/post/51119339083Wed, 22 May 2013 21:31:08 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thebeatlesordie.tumblr.com/post/50976819446/sometimes-i-make-fun-of-bieber-or-1d-fans-for">thebeatlesordie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>sometimes I make fun of bieber or 1d fans for how ridiculous they look when fangirling/stalking them</p> <p>but then I remember beatlemania and…</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f7699214f08335c70132b594fb8c68e3/tumblr_inline_mn51qiXT0n1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>how one time</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/18ce3ec54540b34f9a52289454f8e23b/tumblr_inline_mn51s43wZQ1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>a girl almost died</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/1530efd93f715f525c2069c2db93c79c/tumblr_inline_mn51srSwbt1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>because she tried to</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/41489feeca62835d269df67bfc432225/tumblr_inline_mn51zabmBO1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>mail herself to the beatles in a huge box</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/ee1bf91c46d6a3df402f98cf4486eedf/tumblr_inline_mn51ulpy051qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>beatlemania was and is</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/10e560c628ca09321ab7c49b216851dc/tumblr_inline_mn51vy4KvV1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>seriously</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/ad420849ef494d5be141ef36a6a333b5/tumblr_inline_mn51xm24zT1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>insane</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/68b1a362e6065080364d3116f82cb3e9/tumblr_inline_mn51zsFn4w1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://emiryman.tumblr.com/post/51116551904http://emiryman.tumblr.com/post/51116551904Wed, 22 May 2013 20:56:52 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6nny70nVb1qd4q01o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://emiryman.tumblr.com/post/50966928820http://emiryman.tumblr.com/post/50966928820Mon, 20 May 2013 23:17:35 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cdbc2588188a9f8007d59981480a2c4d/tumblr_mf3donirXi1r09wbpo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://emiryman.tumblr.com/post/50966917130http://emiryman.tumblr.com/post/50966917130Mon, 20 May 2013 23:17:24 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://n0vivi.tumblr.com/post/46266173217/when-someone-laughs-at-you-for-being-legitimately">n0vivi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>When someone laughs at you for being legitimately upset about something</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/62fc9317c0e504d2ce857296287a19f2/tumblr_inline_mk8bmsOMuH1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://emiryman.tumblr.com/post/50966870514http://emiryman.tumblr.com/post/50966870514Mon, 20 May 2013 23:16:41 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e327b98763a793d0c60813d468e84534/tumblr_mihtdsMwHL1s079bfo1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://emiryman.tumblr.com/post/50966856940http://emiryman.tumblr.com/post/50966856940Mon, 20 May 2013 23:16:29 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cameronclarke.tumblr.com/post/50940675461/jessikarp-cryptaniac-bananneli-i-wish">cameronclarke</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jessikarp.tumblr.com/post/50938782937/cryptaniac-bananneli-i-wish-that-there-was-a">jessikarp</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cryptaniac.tumblr.com/post/50871358256/bananneli-i-wish-that-there-was-a-socially">cryptaniac</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bananneli.tumblr.com/post/50198325351/i-wish-that-there-was-a-socially-acceptable-way-to">bananneli</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.</p> </blockquote> <p>or: “I’m having a bad mental health day and need to be on my own for a while so please don’t be mad if I cancel our plans on short notice.”</p> </blockquote> <p>We basically need mental health safe words.</p> </blockquote> <p>Yeah!</p> </blockquote>http://emiryman.tumblr.com/post/50964851312http://emiryman.tumblr.com/post/50964851312Mon, 20 May 2013 22:47:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7xs5wpZhK1rrx8xeo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7xs5wpZhK1rrx8xeo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oh-deir.tumblr.com/post/50601709694/actual-message-of-500-days-of-summer-that-no-one">oh-deir</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>ACTUAL MESSAGE OF <em>(500) DAYS OF SUMMER</em> THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES</p> </blockquote>http://emiryman.tumblr.com/post/50933901815http://emiryman.tumblr.com/post/50933901815Mon, 20 May 2013 16:16:19 -0500<p><a href="http://agentbartowski.tumblr.com/post/50635868916/im-fucking-over-dylan-obrien-its-like-well-at" class="tumblr_blog">agentbartowski</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>i’m fucking over dylan o’brien it’s like “well at least he can’t get any more attractive” and then the asshole goes and does something and suddenly he’s fucking 40x more attractive and you’re left with nothing but the lies your life is built on</p></blockquote>http://emiryman.tumblr.com/post/50933736509http://emiryman.tumblr.com/post/50933736509Mon, 20 May 2013 16:14:13 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/02a47f170d2741fbc1b798d26a7284ed/tumblr_miqwraUzZj1ql2603o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://emiryman.tumblr.com/post/50933720618http://emiryman.tumblr.com/post/50933720618Mon, 20 May 2013 16:14:01 -0500