carpe natibus

there is no friendship in mario kart

(Source: keepingitupwiththekenways)

harrysthefather:

DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND THAT I CAN BE SAD FOR NO REASON 

greymon:

cataquacks:

OH MY GOD….

inceredible

(Source: madeupmonkeyshit)

mew-squared:

• In 2009, a man married a video game character
• In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
• In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
• Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
• And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin

please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldn’t be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marriage

funkycellist:

lacigreen:

peixespisces:

bee2knee2:

harlequinhatter:

So this just happened on Facebook.

aLL THE FUCKING AWARDS

THANK

rape apology SMACK DOWN

i can’t believe i’m cheering for a facebook post.

(Source: sketch-ass-arachno-fondler)

me: *sick*
me: *goes on the computer*
parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND DIE

(Source: mok-ita)

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callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.